Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Year: 1987
Studio: Malibu Bay Films
Director: Andy Sidaris
Cast: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Harold Diamond, Rodrigo Obregón, Cynthia Brimhall
Crew: Andy Sidaris (Director), Andy Sidaris (Writer), Arlene Sidaris (Producer), Gary Stockdale (Original Music Composer), Howard Wexler (Director of Photography), Michael Haight (Editor)
Runtime: 96 minutes
Release: Mar 01, 1987
IMDb: 5.10/10 by 117 users
Popularity: 2
Country: United States of America
Language: English
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."