Chastity Bites
Year: 2013
Studio: Weirdsmobile Productions
Director: John V. Knowles
Cast: Allison Scagliotti, Louise Griffiths, Eduardo Rioseco, Chloë Crampton, Amy Okuda, Sarah Stouffer
Crew: Lotti Pharriss Knowles (Producer), Lisa Son (Set Decoration), Allison Scagliotti (Executive Producer), David Brian Kelly (Original Music Composer), Matthew Lessall (Casting), Monika Mikkelsen (Casting)
Runtime: 93 minutes
Release: Jun 01, 2013
IMDb: 4.30/10 by 33 users
Popularity: 2
Country: United States of America
Language: English
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0

Poor Allison Scagliotti, she can actually act and gets handed a horrible script like that. Still, she made the film watchable, if not for the fact that she brought her A-Game to it, then just because she's simply dripping in fun, watchable, charisma. Unfortunately, that's not enough to save it. Most all the other actors were as flat as Illinois. What should have been a fun cliche movie was just hampered by a bad cast, horrible political diatribes that were supposed to be character development but just came across as extremely dated after only 6 years, and jokes that either didn't land because of the delivery or simply weren't funny to begin with. But...if you are an Allison Scagliotti fan, it's worth the watch if for no reason than to pray that she lands better roles.