The Night Watchmen
Year: 2017
Studio: Contender Films, Studio BOH, Indie Entertainment, Orama Filmworks, Splendid Film
Director: Mitchell Altieri
Cast: Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Kevin Jiggetts, Kara Luiz, Max Gray Wilbur, James Remar
Crew: Ken Arnold (Writer), Dan DeLuca (Writer), Mitchell Altieri (Director), Jamie Nash (Writer), Ilyana Eberhardt (Stunt Double)
Runtime: 90 minutes
Release: Mar 04, 2017
IMDb: 5.10/10 by 133 users
Popularity: 2
Country: United States of America
Language: English
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies. This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight. I have a very long statement about what vampires were, what they've become, what they mean, and what they should be, but honestly this movie isn't worth it here in this review. Just avoid it, unless you've run out of zombie movies to watch.